MAGIC

sexycraisinthanos:

lynchbrothers:
My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
Someone: Hey, can I borrow a pen?
Me, getting a bag of pens out: Absolutely not, perish.

elripley:

QUOTE.

macaroon22:

“You have eyes like a salamander”
These two kill me

bensolcs:

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004), dir. Alfonso Cuarón

omiwa:

Me

jara257:

thatguycab:
pemsylvania:
a secret identity..
????

markscherz:

gameraboy:
Comparing dinosaurs to a Boeing 737-900. Via BBC News
Not gonna lie, there was a brief moment where I thought the y axis was cruising altitude

jonbutter:

!!!!! so cute!!!